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可能有点不一样 It's gonna get a little weird
可能有点疯狂 Gonna get a little wild
我不来自这地方 I ain't from 'round here
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时间轴： WaitinZ
我来自另一个时空 I'm from another dimension
可能有点不一样 Gonna get a little weird
我要好好享受时光 Gonna have a good time
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翻译： 乔乔央央 阿拱喜欢阿修
我不来自这地方 I ain't from 'round here
我来自另一个 I'm from another, woo-hoo
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校订： Enpistu
我对彩虹倾诉 I'm talking rainbows
我和小狗聊天 I'm talking puppies
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后期： Enpistu liloelva
可能有点不一样 It's gonna get a little weird
可能有点疯狂 Gonna get a little wild
我不来自这地方 I ain't from 'round here
我来自另一个时空 I'm from another dimension
星蝶公主 第一季第十集 Star vs. the Forces of Evil S01E10 St. Olgas Reform
我给你打电话只是为了 I just called back to say
在你的生日这天说句生日快乐 Happy birthday on your birthday day
在你的生日这天说句生日快乐 Happy birthday on your birthday day!
这里还有一份特殊的快递 And there's a special delivery
正在去找你的路上 comin' right your way.
-你最喜欢的 -喔 - Your favorite. - Wow!
最好的朋友当然要送上最好的礼物 Only the best for the best bestie
谁让你是我闺蜜呢 a best bestie could have.
天呐 Oh, my goodness!
谢谢你 小蝶 Thank you so much, B-Fly.
我的意思是 一个像我这样的公主 I mean, a princess such as myself
永远都不会被这样的甜点诱惑的 could never indulge in such confections.
但是 能请你替我将它们捐给 But would you please donate them
弗莫乐园挨饿的巴廷德尔吗 to the starving Bartindles of Galafamor on my behalf?
你是不是又把独角给撞坏了 Did you bump your uni-horn again?
小蝶 你知道在管教任性公主的圣奥加教养院 Girl, you know we can't receive packages here at
我们是收不到包裹的 St. Olga's School For Wayward Princesses.
走开 走开 走开 Get out, get out, get out!
小蝶 B-Fly?
听到这个名字我就受不了了 I can't even stand to hear the name of that place.
你冷静一点 小蝶 Oh, please, you gots to be chill, B-Fly.
我才在是在这里受苦受难的人 I'm the one doing hard time here.
我知道 但是如果你没去那儿 I know, but if you weren't there,
我们就能一起狂欢 we could totally party it up.
在贵妇屋里喝彩虹茶 Rainbow tea at the Dowager Room,
从扎拉山的斜坡上滑下来 sliding down the twisty slopes of Zalla Mountain,
在弹弹酒吧彻夜跳舞 then dancing all night long at the Bounce Lounge.
可不是嘛 小蝶 Oh, heck yeah, girl.
那一定会是我今生最棒的生日 嘣 That would be the best birthday day ever! Boom!
哦不 Oh, no.
我又暴露个性了 并且在大庭广众之下流露出了情绪 I expressed my individuality and publicly showed an emotion.
这已经是我第三次犯规了 And that's my third strike.
不 不 别这样 不 不 Oh, no, no, please. No, no!
他们要把我送去礼教室关禁闭 They're sending me to the solitary conforment chamber.
小马头 Pony Head!
他们怎么能这么对你 Oh, you don't deserve this!
准备好痛击坏蛋怪兽 Ready to take out life's frustrations
来给失意的生活减压了吗 on some ill-intentioned monsters?
真是太可怕了 This is terrible!
好朋友不应该让自己的闺蜜 Best friends don't let best besties
在生日这天不开心 have bad birthday days.
而小马头就要遭遇史上最惨的生日了 And Pony Head is having the worst one ever.
小马头 噢 我还是走吧 Pony Head? Yeah, I'm outta here.
马可 我们要把她从监狱救出来 Marco, we have to get her out of that prison.
越狱 Oh, a breakout.
怎么不早说 Why didn't you say so?
等等 可圣奥加不是 Wait, isn't St. O's--
圣奥加 圣奥加 圣奥加 St. O., St. O., St. O.!
呃 我们都还没出发呢 Uh, we haven't even left yet.
对不起 Sorry.
你地毯下面的那个是什么 What's that under your rug?
我也不知道 我只知道一件事 I have no idea. But I do know one thing.
绝对 绝对不要踩上去 Never, ever step on it.
我们继续聊聊越狱的事 Let's get back to that breakout thing.
但是从来没有人成功逃出那个地方 But no one's ever escaped from there.
我看过所有关于越狱的电影 I've seen every prison escape movie made.
我们只需要三样东西 We only need three things.
耐心 智慧 还有声名远扬的 Patience, brains, and the ever-famous,
多功能发夹 multi-faceted bobby pin.
或者我们用我的时空剪刀 Or we use my dimensional scissors to go
直接进到她的牢房 把她救出那个鬼地方 straight to her cell and get her the heck outta there.
呃 这不是小马头的牢房 Uh, this isn't Pony Head's cell.
怪了 我通常都是很精确的啊 Huh. I'm usually pretty accurate with these things.
好的 新来的都已经到了 Ah, yes, the newbies have arrived.
欢迎来到管教任性公主的圣奥加教养院 Welcome to St. Olga's School For Wayward Princesses.
新来的 New arrivals?
如果我们能想办法混进这些人里 If we could just blend in somehow,
我们就能神不知鬼不觉的进去了 we could sneak in unnoticed.
而我们只需要 All we need is a--
光影变身 Radiant shadow transport!
哇啊 给我也变一个 Whoa! Do me. Do me.
光影变身 Radiant shadow transport!
你难道就不能把我变成一个 You couldn't turn me into one of those guards
那种戴着很酷面具的守卫吗 with the cool masks?
说不好呢 I don't know.
粉色真是太适合你了啊 Pink is definitely your color.
排成一队 Single file.
恨纳斯老师已经 Miss Heinous is eager to start
等不及要改变你们了 the reformation process.
马可 Marco.
加把劲 别暴露了 Try not to blow our cover.
你们的贵族血统不容丢弃 Don't allow your noble lineage to be thrown away.
在久经考验的圣奥加教养院 Here at the tried and trusted St. Olga's...
我们的安保措施繁文缛节 万无一失 ...we have a plethora of foolproof security measures.
禁用时空剪刀 禁用魔法 禁止男生入内 No dimensional scissors, no magic, no boys...
这些礼数是专门用来约束 ...and etiquette are the main focus for...
你们这些爱惹麻烦的任性公主 ...your troubled, wayward princess.
任性公主 Wayward princess.
我们将把你们毫无规矩的行为 We turn undisciplined behavior
转变为规范 into perfection.
让你们这些胡思乱想百里挑一的小捣蛋鬼 That free-thinking, one-in-a-million brat
变得千人一面 will become a one-of-a-million
变成没有感情的橡皮章 emotionless rubber stamp
成为你们的世族可以依靠的人 that your bloodline can count on.
你们每个人来到这里都是有原因的 Every one of you is here for a reason.
太野 Too wild.
太固执 Too opinionated.
太多泡泡 Too bubbly.
身为一名贵族 As part of a noble lineage,
你们没有张扬个性的资格 you don't have the luxury of being an individual.
所以 等我们结束这一切 So by the time I'm done with you,
你们都会被我教育好 you'll all be fixed.
你们中的每一个人 Every last one of you,
无论是来自精灵国度 whether you're from Pixtopia,
还是妙尼王国 or Mewni.
而且谁也不要想着逃跑 And don't even think about escaping.
这是没用的 These are useless.
在三号塔有防时震水晶 We have a Tramorfidian Crystal in Tower 3.
在这里 别想制造出任何裂缝 No rift can sustain itself within our walls.
所以你们最好还是交出偷偷带进来的剪刀 So you might as well cough up the scissors you smuggled in.
真是一点希望也没有了 It's totally hopeless.
一旦我们救出小马头 毁掉那个水晶 Once we get Pony Head and disable that crystal thing,
我们还指着它回去呢 those are our ticket outta here.
这就是你们的目标了 That concludes your orientation.
我确信你们都会成为 I'm confident that you'll all become
完美的公主的 perfect princesses.
不管怎样 One way or another.
现在所有人都来登记 Now to get everyone checked in
然后我们就可以开始剔除你们的个性了 so we can start sucking the individuality out of you.
我听说第一个登记的人 I hear the first one checked in
可以独占一间房哦 gets her own room.
好好排队 Respect the queue.
好好排队 Respect the queue!
这里跟我想的不太 This place isn't what I thought--
对 救出小马头 Yeah, breaking out Pony Head
绝对是小菜一碟 is gonna be a breeze.
这不过就是个警戒森严的神经病教养院罢了 It's just a high-surveillance prissy finishing school.
不 马可 这里比我想的还要可怕 看 No, Marco, it's worse than I imagined. Look.
当你的心里充满阳光 When your heart is filled with sunshine
当你感到自由 And you're feeling oh so free
所有的生命都是神圣的 All of life is just divine
世界充满欢乐的歌声 And the world is full of glee
你也知道那些送来的人都是什么样的 You know the kind of girls who get sent here.
这些对她们肯定是有好处的 They can totally benefit from this.
不不不 No, no, no.
除非你把这事做对了 不然不准离开 You're not leaving until you get this right.
你看 这里还是有不少非常奢华的房间的 You know, this place has some seriously luxurious digs.
你疯了吗 Have you gone mad?
得了吧 Come on.
看看那衣橱上繁复的装饰花纹 Look at the intricate floral ornamentation on that armoire.
还有桃花心木做的四柱床 The rich mahogany of the canopy bed.
床罩上那厚厚的天鹅绒 我都能在上面游泳了 And there's enough velvet on that bedspread for me to swim in.
-你难道没有注意到她在干什么吗 -跳舞 - Don't you see what's going on here? - Dancing?
我们还是赶紧找到小马头 离开这地方吧 Let's just find Pony Head and get outta here.
她在这里 There she is.
我们把门轰开 这样就能把她救出来了 Let's blow down the door so we can get outta here.
不 我们得安静点 No. We gotta do this quietly,
不能引起别人的注意 without drawing any attention.
我来这里只是为了 I am here 'cause I have to say
在你的生日这天说句生日快乐 Happy birthday on your birthday day
你想让我们都被抓吗 Do you wanna get us caught?
对不起 小马头 Sorry. Pony Head.
是我们啊 我们是来救你出去的 Hey, it's us, here to break you out,
这样就能一起狂欢了 so we can party.
向你致以我最诚挚的歉意 My deepest apologies,
但恐怕我不能答应 but I must abstain,
狂欢是那些村野匹夫的行为 as partying is for the unrefined.
这不是我认识和喜欢的小马头 That's not the Pony Head I know and love.
交给我 I got this.
尖尖头 是我啊 地球渣渣 Hey, Pointy Head. It's Earth Turd.
这种说话方式属于弗莫乐园的贫民区 Such language belongs in the gutters of Galafamor.
我好像更喜欢她现在的样子诶 You know, I kinda like her better this way.
小马头 你清醒点 Snap out of it, Pony Head.
快恢复正常啊 Snap out of it!
你想来点松圆饼吗 Would you care for some crumpets?
瞧 马可 这地方就会把人变成这样 See, Marco, this is what they do to you here.
放松 等我们摧毁那个什么水晶 带她离开这里后 Relax. Once we disable that crystal thing and get her outta here,
她最终会成为对社会有益的人 she'll finally be a benefit to society.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
这是我在一部越狱电影里学到的 I saw this in a prison movie.
《逃离山狱》 Escape From Jail Mountain.
相信我 这东西能救我们一命 Trust me, this'll save our hides,
无辜汉克就是这么逃出去的 just like it saved Hank Innocent.
没人 It's clear.
逃跑的行为太失礼了 Oh, escaping is inappropriate.
保安 保安 Guards. Guards!
保安 保安 Guards! Yoo-hoo, guards.
嘿 停下 Hey, stop!
小拇指要保持九十度 Keep your pinkies at 90 degrees.
请添茶 More tea, please.
小拇指要保持九十度 Keep your pinkies at 90 degrees.
请添茶 小拇指要保持 More tea, please. Keep your pinkies at...
这比我最恐怖的噩梦还可怕 This is worse than my worst nightmare.
对 我明白你的意思 Yeah. I see what you mean.
小拇指要保持九十度 Keep your pinkies at 90 degrees.
为什么你也那样说 Why are you saying that?
你根本没有小拇指好吗 You don't even have pinkies.
快来 Come on.
请添茶 More tea, please.
他冲我们来了 He's right on us.
我们要轰出一条路吗 Are we gonna blast our way out of this?
不行 那只会引来更多追兵 No. That'll only increase the heat on us.
我们需要分散他们的注意力 We need some kind of distraction.
好吧 我绝不会被他们夺去个性的 Well, they are not getting my individuality.
有办法了 That's it.
张扬个性不是罪 It's not criminal to be an individual.
一起来 张扬个性 Come on. It's not criminal
不是罪 to be an individual.
张扬个性不是罪 It's not criminal to be an individual.
那样应该能帮我们拖延点时间 That should buy us some time.
嘻嘻 他被骂了 Tee-hee. He got scolded.
她在嘲笑权威 She's laughing at an authority figure.
我想小马头真正的个性还在呢 I think the real Pony Head's still in there.
我的学校里 An uprising?
竟然会有起义 In my institution?
全面封锁圣奥加 Put St. O.'s on full lockdown
抓住发起动乱的那个无信仰的家伙 and find the free thinker who initiated this.
我们会把这场起义扼制在摇篮里 We will quell this uprising in its infancy.
扼制 扼制 Quell, quell.
这词用得对吗 Is that right?
有人知道其他同义词吗 Someone get a thesaurus.
走错了 Wrong way.
快找个地方藏起来 Quick. Find a place to hide.
她在那儿 抓住她 There she is. Get her.
我们已经镇压了起义 We've stifled the uprising.
很快就能找到那些元凶 Soon we'll find those responsible
把他们投进礼教禁闭室里单独镇压 and stifle them in a solitary conforment chamber.
这是我们最近成功的例子 Here's our latest success story.
曾经的野丫头小马头公主 The once-wayward Princess Pony Head
现在成为了一名模范学生 重获新生 is now a model student, reborn.
是的 很高兴我们镇压了起义 Yes. I'm glad we stifled the uprising.
嗯 “镇压”这个词也不是我想说的 You know, stifled isn't working for me either.
准备好禁闭室 Prepare the chamber.
我要亲自带队抓捕罪犯公主 I'm leading this princess hunt myself.
这是什么地方 What is this place?
我不知道 I don't know.
我们得继续跑 We gotta move.
那儿 我们底下见 There. I'll see you at the bottom.
我的蓬蓬裙进不去 My poufy dress won't fit.
马可 Marco!!
有人抓住我的长筒袜了 Something's got my stockings.
马可 你得帮我救他 Marco. You gotta help me save him.
我一个人做不到 I can't do this alone.
行为不得体的公主将会在 A princess who misbehaves will be saved
礼教禁闭室里得到救赎 in the solitary conforment chamber.
你为什么记不得自己是谁了 Why can't you remember who you are?
不是吧 什么 Really? What?
礼教课
盛大活动要戴合适的帽子 The proper hat for the event
不要显得自己愤世嫉俗 lest you be a malcontent.
要让所有人赞誉有加 Everyone will admire
身为公主不可汗珠挥洒 the princess who does not perspire.
宁可非常繁琐 'Tis better to be fussy
也不要被指摘轻浮 than to be called a hussy.
我能透过安全玻璃 Ugh. I can smell her free spirit
闻到她满满的自由思想 加大动力 through the safety glass. Full power.
看来就这样结束了 So this is how it ends.
躺在冰冷的方格地板上 On a cold checkered floor
靠着一堆脏兮兮的衣服 by a pile of soiled linens,
还戴着独眼眼罩 wearing an eye patch.
成为公主端庄大方 "Embrace a princess mentality.
洗去你的自我个性 Wash away your individuality"?
受我这招吧 Embrace this!
感觉好极了 Yeah. That feels so good! Whoo!
小马头 你回来了 Pony Head? You're back!
是啊 现在我们去摧毁些东西吧 Oh, you know it. Now let's go destroy something else.
我才不管摧毁的是什么呢 I don't even care what it is.
等等 这个女孩子般的尖叫好像有点耳熟 Ooh, hold it. I'd recognize that girly scream anywhere.
那不是地球渣渣吗 That's Earth Turd.
对 恨纳斯抓到了他 Yep. Heinous got him.
我们还等什么呢 Well, what are we waiting for?
-那不是你最好的朋友吗 -是的 -Isn't he your best bestie? - Yeah.
他只是地球上的 全宇宙你最好的朋友还是我 对吗 On Earth. I'm still your best bestie overall, right?
来吧 Come on.
打开通风口 Open that vent.
马可 继续叫 Keep screamin', Marco.
王座上的正确坐姿 Proper throne posture.
好极了 我们正在消除她那叛逆的精神 Yes. We are extinguishing that rebellious spirit.
快停下 Make it stop!
我要轰一条路出去 马可 你还有意见没 I'm blasting our way outta here, Marco. You cool with that?
她从哪儿拿到魔杖的 Where did she get that wand?
松绑了 马可 Gotcha, Marco.
现在我们逃出这鬼地方吧 Now let's get the heck outta here.
他们能让我留着这裙子吗 Are they gonna let me keep the dress?
-滚开 -你的脸 - Go away! - Your cheeks.
不 停停停 No. Stop it, stop it.
你什么也没看见 You saw nothing.
公主总是应该处变不惊 A princess always maintains her poise.
对了 很高兴你恢复常态了 I'm glad you're back to normal, by the way.
啊你也是 Aw, you too.
现在我可以嘲笑你的丑裙子了 Now I can make fun of your ugly dress.
张扬个性不是罪 It's not criminal to be an individual.
伙计 真不敢相信 但是你的确像是 Man, I can't believe it, but you sure worked
在这些女孩身上施了傻傻的魔法 some turd magic on these girls.
她们完全入魔了 They are in it.
是啊 你真的做到些了不起的事情呢 Yeah, you really started something.
我在这儿的使命还没有结束 My work here is not done.
我的任性姐妹们 我会带领你们的 My fellow wayward sisters, I'll show you the way.
他们想把你们变成没有主见的公主 They want you to be a rubber-stamp princess.
而我觉得应该奋起反抗 I saw we stamp on them!
塔在那里 There's the tower.
覆盆子弹发射 Raspberry Panzerfaust!
看来成功了 Looks like that did the job.
我们离开这儿吧 Let's get outta here. Whoa.
不要浪费时间了 Time's a-wastin'.
动作快点 我们还能赶上弹弹酒吧 If we hurry, we can still catch DJ Jump-Jump's set
-DJ跳跳的打碟呢 -小蝶 我哪儿也不去 - at the Bounce Lounge. - Girl, I ain't goin' nowhere.
弹弹酒吧根本比不上这场盛宴 The Bounce Lounge ain't got nothin' on this party.
可今天是你的生日啊 But it's your birthday day.
你已经给了我最好的礼物 You gave me the best gift ever,
那就是 and it's called,
让我恢复正常了 getting me my groove back.
看看我 我回来了 Look at me. It's back, babe.
抱抱 Hugs.
那么你决意待在这里了 So you wanna stay here?
必须的 Oh, I gotta.
我不能让发生在我身上的事 I can't let what happened to me
再发生在别人身上 对吧 渣渣公主 happen to anyone else. Right, Princess Turdina?
保持恶劣本性吧 我的任性姐妹 Get on with your bad self, my wayward sister.
我要给这些机器人保安的脸上来一记 Yeah! I'm gonna go bite some of those robot guards on their faces.
连我的份也一起 Bite one for me.
马可 我克服了最大的恐惧 Okay, Marco, I conquered my biggest fear,
获得了人生的成长 什么什么的 I grew as a person, yada yada yada.
我们离开这儿吧 再也不要回来了 Let's get outta here and never come back.
记住把胳膊肘放在桌上 If your elbows are on the table,
你就能稳定端庄 you belong in a stable.
就这样 There.
好多了 All better.
《黑暗炼金术及多元宇宙的矿物》
绿色 来源：地球
我会找到煽动暴乱的人 I will find the rabble rousers
然后毁灭他们 responsible for this and annihilate them!
毁灭 Annihilate.
这个词正是我想说的 That's the verb I've been looking for.
我觉得地球这地方真不错 I think Earth is a pretty great place
我来自外太空 That's saying something
所以说这话很有把握 'Cause I've been through outer space
这里适合我 是我的风格 I think it suits me, it's just my style
最近的生活我就要在这里过 I think I'm gonna stay a little while
我觉得陌生人只是 I think that strangers are just friends
尚未谋面的朋友 You haven't met
我沉着冷静毫不留情痛击怪兽 I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat
我真觉得这里就像我的家 I'm really thinking I could call this place home